Wednesday, March 31, 2010


I'm not going to edit my post. I'm going to be truthful. I missed the obvious pun.

Winnie the Puke.


SOap Crazy.

I think this is the best thing I've bought in HomeBargains so far! I love that place. If you want a packet of Pink panther wafers or floor mats for your car this is the place to go. To be honest I generally just go there to see what crap I can buy. But when I got this, I knew it was a winner. What better way to clean your hands, than Winnie the Pooh to puke all over them!

Friday, March 26, 2010

God I'm a gormless prick.

By Fate.

This was what I found during a lecture. Corrine Silva's lecture to be exact. Really interesting lecture. But I couldn't help but giggle for an extended period of time about it.

Thursday, March 25, 2010


God "they"'re annoying. I'm not going to mention who incase they sue me for using my OWN bloody images. Basically had some run in with the copyright police. (i.e a snot nose woman behind a desk.) Who got me to sign papers that, to my knowledge, Relinquish the copyright of the images I've taken.
She basically didn't know anything about copyright. And I don't know enough. Really need to polish up my skills in that area. Get reading.

The overall outcome was basically that I cannot publish the photos in any shape or form. And if they request, i must provide them with my negatives/files. But I think I signed a release form which allows me to do it. So I'm going to fucking do it.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010


Sounding like a complete faggot saying "Sorry but, I am actually going to have to go and buy some cupcakes." Was worth it.

Coop Caramel and Pecan Cup Cakes.
They're awesome. I'd highly recommend them.
Anyway this craving that I had can be blamed on my girlfriend talking about what cup cakes she wants to make for her interview on Monday. (Good luck. But you know if you get the job I'm only going to get fat.) But yes. That triggered me to get out of bed (23:30 was hoping for an early one.) and walk in the rain to the shop. But it was totally worth it. I also bought Coke and some Paprika crisps. They added to the awesomeness of the snack (Or is it a binge?/ INDULGENCE).

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Turns out birds like peanut butter too.

Yeah. Quick update. We killed a bird instead of a rat. Sorry mate.
Was a rather boyish moment, I took pictures and wanted to touch it... but ... I didn't because I dont like having dirty hands.

Bears are my home boys.

Yeah this is a weird thing to find myself saying but... If I was a red Indian... my spirit animal would be a bear. I'm convinced I've noticed more bears in the last month than any other moving thing. And this (Pictured above). Is one of them. This proud critter was at Leeds City Museum. I took this photo using my scanner camera. It was pretty dark in there, but I'm pretty pleased with how it came out.

"There's a man with a knife in our back garden."

When you're house mate goes into the kitchen to put some chicken nuggets and chips into the oven. You do not expect to hear; "Hey guys! There's a man with a knife in our back garden."

It however, is what I heard yesterday. Good news is... he had peanut butter with him. And the knife wasn't to murder us, or anyone in fact. It was rather to turn a large metallic rat trap into what looked like a delicious piece of peanut butter on toast. Because apparently we have rats. As if a roof and ceilings that cannot retain water wasn't enough, we have a colony of rather large rats in our back garden.

(When I next update... It might be some rather horrible imagery.)

Tuesday, March 9, 2010


Was at Liverpool o2 the other night doing event photography.
It was FULL of 40 odd year old Pill poppers dancing like crazy to the most 90's tunes you've ever heard. It was called Retro-Trax.
Anyway, this is one photo that I didn't think fitted in with the company I shot for. And so kept it for my own.

(Bit of an accident where my flash didn't go off. Happy accidents.)

Monday, March 8, 2010


Went to Barcelona these pretty much sum up the experience.

Loads of dog shit.

And good food.